September
13, 2009
Here
to Whoop Skinner's Ass

So
here's a 20' tall blow up cowboy, and people are walking around
like this is NORMAL? One holds his head and another calls 1-800-Getme-A-20'-Horse
8
Are Better Than 4

Counterfeit
Morgan Shepherd
Not
That We Need Reminded...

Proof that
all you need is a pulse and 2 eyes; no matter which way they point
Saaa-LUTE

Traded the
shirt off his back for 3 fingers of something
How Can
You Take Him Seriously?

The reason
Floyd the crew member isn't Floyd the barber.
Suave...

He wanted
a little off on the sides but the barber was dyslexic
Dry Dock,
Or Waiting for Bristol to Fill Up?

On a three
hour tour and ended up lost in the infieldest
Winner
Gets The Removal Tool
Because Dale
Junior was a no-show, this act made up for it and then some.